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Standard Rock And Roll Disaster

by Fuzzruckus

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I'm sick and tired of going to work every day I wanna stay home with my guitar and play I'm tired of getting screwed for once I wanna get laid I want a Rockstar Girlfriend gold records, maybe platinum I want a Rockstar Girlfriend a Les Paul and a Mercedes Benz I wanna tell everyone where they can go I wanna get out of this place and play a rock and roll show throw my guitar picks to all the hot chicks I want a Rockstar Girlfriend she likes Poison, not Eminem I want a Rockstar Girlfriend and the party that never ends
2.
We played a rock show At Sudsy Malone’s I saw a girl I’d like to get to know she likes Cheap Trick I threw her a pick her budokan t shirt Really Flipped my switch and then she went loco and pulled a yoko and tried to break up my band she drove me crazy, called me lazy she said I was Everything She Never Wanted said I was depressed, don't like the way I dress she said I was Everything She Never Wanted On our first date She couldn’t stay out late Said she had to Be at work at eight On the way home On her cell phone She called her boyfriend To say hello and then she went loco and pulled a yoko and tried to break up my band she drove me crazy, called me lazy she said I was Everything She Never Wanted said I was depressed, don't like the way I dress she said I was Everything She Never Wanted and then she went loco and pulled a yoko and tried to break up my band she drove me crazy, called me lazy she said I was Everything She Never Wanted said I was depressed, don't like the way I dress she said I was Everything She Never Wanted she drove me crazy, called me lazy she said I was Everything She Never Wanted said I was depressed, don't like the way I dress she said I was Everything She Never Wanted
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I wanna meet girls They don’t wanna meet me Maybe they would If I was on MTV Maybe i could be On TRL I would show the world I sing very well I wanna be a Backstreet Boy Sell a half a million records a day Then i’d hear all the girls say They want me that way I don’t wanna be O-town I just wanna dance And not fall down Don’t wanna rap and wear funny bandana I just want Christina Aguilera I wanna be a Backstreet Boy Sell a half a million records a day Then i’d hear all the girls say They want me that way I don’t wanna be 98 degrees Or any other of Those wanna bes I’m not in the club If you know what i mean I wanna complicate Avril lavigne I wanna be a Backstreet Boy Sell a half a million records a day Then i’d hear all the girls say They want me that way
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I Should've Cheated On You (Like You Cheated On Me) You had a new lie For every new guy You’d invite into your bed You’re Not thinking of me Now I’m drinking of me Really messing with my head Now i’ve had enough Yeah i’ve had enough I Should’ve Cheated On You Like you cheated on me I’m not that kinda guy I kinda wanna be I should’ve cheated on you Like you cheated on me It didn’t matter where You were outta your underwear You’d give it away for free I wasn’t like the rest I had to pass your test It’s only now that i see Now i’ve had enough Yeah i’ve had enough I Should’ve Cheated On You Like you cheated on me I’m not that kinda guy I kinda wanna be I should’ve cheated on you Like you cheated on me Now i’ve had enough Yeah i’ve had enough I Should’ve Cheated On You Like you cheated on me I’m not that kinda guy I kind of wanna be I should’ve cheated on you Like you cheated on me
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Working Class Zero This isn’t what life looked like On my mtv Warrant Cherry Pie video Metal Edge Magazine Front row screaming girls Up all night partying Tour bus rolling down the highway long black limousines Friday evening Stocking groceries This life is breaking me Wanted to be a guitar hero Not a name tag Working Class Zero This isn’t what life looked like In my fantasy I want a rockstar girlfriend My Backstage VIP I wanna play a rock and roll show young wild and free Standard rock and roll disaster Famous final scene Friday evening Stocking groceries This life is breaking me Wanted to be a guitar hero Not a name tag Working Class Zero I wanna sleep I wanna dream Don’t wanna face reality I want the life In my daydream Don’t wanna face reality Don’t wanna face reality Friday evening Stocking groceries This life is breaking me Wanted to be a guitar hero Not a name tag working class zero Friday evening Stocking groceries This life is breaking me Wanted to be a guitar hero Not a name tag Working Class Zero

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Work sucks, Jimmy. knows. He doesn’t want to go. He wants to stay home and play guitar. There are bills to pay, so he goes to his job at the Very Sad grocery store. He has horrible bosses and disrespectful customers to deal with. He doesn’t want to be there, so he daydreams throughout his shifts in an effort to keep his sanity. Thoughts of the ideal life - his band playing shows, selling albums, making money and the ultimate goal - a rockstar girlfriend!

His amazing but unknown band Hard Lemon Days eventually book a show at a semi legendary Rock ‘n Roll Laundromat in the big city. A girl sitting at the bar caught his eye, she looks like everything he ever wanted. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tight skirt, and a Cheap Trick t-shirt! He throws her guitar pick after guitar pick to try to get her attention. They swap phone numbers after the show, and before long, Jimmy has himself a date with Whatsherface, the girl of his daydreams.

Dreams have a way of turning into nightmares, as this one slowly but suddenly did. To Jimmy, she was the one. But to her, he was just one of many. She always kept him hanging on, at one point even telling him she’d be faithful…if he’d quit the band. He wondered why he didn’t cheat on her like she cheated on him. The kind of guy he wanted to be, was only a guy he dreamed about being.

Jimmy finally ended it with Whatsherface for good, and he soon grew tired of trying to make it as the guitarist with mystique in an indie band. Tired of trying to connect with their fans in the crappy areas on what he named The Magical Misery Tour. The dirty dive bars and dirtier vans the gear was shoved into were far from what he had grown up seeing on MTV. Jimmy put down the guitar pick, and put back on the name tag. Friday evening stocking groceries. The only thing to keep his fragile little mind from breaking was his fantasy. The fantasy of the perfect rockstar girlfriend, the guitars, the fancy cars. Right back where he started. Reality, the worst disaster of all.

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released June 2, 2023

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Fuzzruckus is an underground rock and roll band burdened with glorious purpose, struggling with their own limitations in the harsh face of obscurity.

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